Fuck appropriateness.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
operation have a gay friend backfired
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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