can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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