Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
