All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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