Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
