that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I am available for nakedness
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