Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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