i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
A bitchslap is in order.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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