Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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