I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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