I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize
