wat bout pragnant strippers??
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
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I need you to use more vowels.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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