What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
handjob tips. give me some.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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