Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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