he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I take back everything I said about communal showers
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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