Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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