She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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