Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
You were trust falling into bushes
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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