I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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