Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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