Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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