Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I think my vagina is haunted
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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