Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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