Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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