I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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