i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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