I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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