it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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