i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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