This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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