It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Be still, my beating vagina.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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