Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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