Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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