I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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