Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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