Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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