your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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