O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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