she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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