If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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