youre lurking in front of me
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I have fence marks all over my body
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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