How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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