in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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