I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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