yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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