i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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