just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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