operation have a gay friend backfired
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
What a dumb baby whore.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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