what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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