i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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