I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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