I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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