So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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