Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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