all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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