i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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